Overheard at Norwescon

"But they put in the restraining order first, so now she can't come to the con."

"I'd love to do something like that, but I don't have any free time for the next three years."

"The difference between science fiction and erotica is that it's more fun to read about science than to do it."

"Neoprene is a lot more comfortable than it looks, but I don't recommend it for underwear."

"Mine had the word smacking in it."

"It's all fun and games until you start making money."

"Take off your wings before you go potty, please."